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Raphael Warnock Triumphs
Democratic Sen. Raphael Warnock scored a significant vistory over Republican political neophyte Herschel Walker in the Georgia runoff election Tuesday. The triumph ensured Democrats a surefire majority in the Senate for the balance of President Joe Biden’s term.
Now for a little satirical humor.
The contest all came down to the final play of a bruising battle at the 1-yard line between the Fighting Warnocks and the Lyun Walkers.
Sen. Raphael Warnock
The entire fan-base at Nation's Arena knew star fullback Walk Hischel was going to try to ram the pigskin into the end zone with 3 seconds remaining on the clock for a 55-51 win.The Walkers, in 8 plays, and two first downs had driven the ball 74 yards from their own 25 yard line, with the rushing of Hischel leading the offensive play all the way to the 1-yard line.
With the ball in play, the bruising 6-2, 220 lb. Hischel attempted to leapfrog the Warnocks' defensive line, but heroically in a magnificent display of raw athleticism, a leaping 5-9, 175 lb. defensive back Ralph Warring collided with Hischel in midair, stopping him for no gain.
It was the defensive stoppage of Ralph Warring's career, assuring the Georgia Bowl victory for the Fighting Warnocks, 51-48.